Passionate

There is a commercial break during Sunday night football.

A Schick razor commercial comes on. It is advertising a new 5 blade razor for men.

Rick (suddenly yelling in an agitated manner): "Look at this! You see this? Look at this! Five blades now! Five blades! It used to be ONE blade. Then it was two, three - now it's FIVE. What're we gonna have in the future - like 37? Thirty-seven blades!"

Picture lots of eye rolling and exasperated shakes of the head.

And he says I have PMS.
  
   
  

Afflicted

Rick and Arielle arrive together at work, get out of the car, and begin walking into the building.

Arielle is quite cranky.

Rick makes an ass-like comment about said crankiness.

Arielle: "Well I have PMS!"

Rick: "PMS already?!"

Arielle: "It's PRE MENSTRUAL SYNDROME. That's what it stands for."

Rick rolls his eyes.

Arielle: "Well at least I have an excuse. What's yours?"

Rick (in that infuriatingly sarcastic tone): "I have PASD - Post Arielle Stress Disorder."