Astute

Arielle calls to order Chinese food, gives her order, repeats it a couple of times.

She hangs up the phone and says: "Literally, that was a 10 year old. I was talking to a 10 year old."

Rick: "He's probably saying the same thing about you right now."

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Responsible

Arielle opens the refrigerator. Rick is in the living room.
Arielle: "Rick, can I have a beer?"
Rick: "No, wait until you're 21."

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Mature

Rick: "Are you coming to bed?"

Arielle: "Rick, it's 7:57."

Rick: "Oh come on, it's 8:00."

Arielle: "Okay, it's 8:00. Do I look like I'm 5 years old?"

Rick: "Yes."

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Selective

Being the loving wife she is, Arielle is at the hairdresser with Rick to wait for him while he gets a haircut.

Arielle is flipping through a magazine with Rick next to her while she waits for Rick to get called back for his appointment.

Arielle: "Look - they're making a big deal out of Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhal because of their 9 year age difference. 9 years. She's turning 21 and he's 30. Who cares! 9 years! That's nothing!"

Rick (agreeing): "That is nothing."

Arielle: "I guess they're making a big deal out of it because Taylor Swift is so young."

Rick (with a satisfied grin on his face): "Gotta get while the gettin's good."