Enlightened

Rick is going to bed.

Arielle is off to do grad school work.

Rick tells her to come to bed early.

Arielle expresses her dislike of this suggestion.

Rick shakes his head at her like she doesn't know what's good for her.

Arielle: "What's the matter with you?"

Rick: "I'm finding out how dumb you really are."

 
 

Shocked

Discussing her MSW degree...


Arielle: "I have to take Statistics."

Rick stares at her dumbfounded.

Rick: "Are you serious?"

Arielle: "Yeah."

Rick: "Statistics?! Statistics to graduate?"

Arielle: "Yes. I know, I'm gonna be horrible at it." (She was an English major.)

Rick (in a deadly serious tone): "Well hopefully Statistics for Morons."