Loving

True story.

Arielle's Saturday work days are finally over. She finally has a weekend. She no longer has to get up early on Saturdays and drag herself to work. This has been a YEARS-long wait and it has JUST this weekend finally arrived...thus, it is Saturday morning and Arielle is sleeping at last.

At 8:00 am the house phone rings twice. Rick (who is downstairs and awake) grabs it.

Caller: "Rick? Is this Rick?"

Rick: "YES?!"

Caller: "This is the Association of Firefighters..."

Rick: "THANKS FOR WAKING UP MY WIFE, YOU F**KING ASSHOLE!!!!" He slams down the phone.

Sorry for the language... but like I said, true story. :-)

Considerate

One of my personal favorites (from the archives)...

Arielle is sleeping on the recliner chair.
Rick is watching football.

Suddenly, Rick screams, "FUMBLE!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Arielle darts up, jolted awake.

Rick looks at her.
"Oh...sorry," he whispers very quietly.