Monday, August 23, 2010

Creative

Rick and Arielle are in a hotel room in Baltimore. Arielle is talking and talking, nagging at Rick for something.

Rick (interrupting): "Hey, where's that remote?"

Arielle: "Here." She picks it up off the bedside table and hands it to him.

Silence follows and Arielle keeps talking, while looking down at her phone and some text messages. She suddenly notices that nothing has been turned on. She looks up at Rick and he is pointing the remote at her, clicking the on/off button.

Rick (smirking like the ass that he is): "It's not working."

   
    
 

Monday, August 9, 2010

Confined

Arielle is looking at a People magazine - specifically an article about Hugh Hefner and his Playboy bunny girlfriend who left the mansion.

Arielle: "So really it's like being a captive to live at the Playboy mansion. You have to say everywhere you're going and sign in and out at night. It's like being a captive!"

Rick: "So...it's kind of like being a husband."
  
  
  

Monday, August 2, 2010

Accepting

Rick and Arielle are watching The Other Boleyn Girl.

Towards the beginning of the film, the family of is trying to have their young daughter catch the King's eye so that he will bed her, make her his mistress, bear him an heir, and thus keep her family wealthy and in good standing.

Arielle comments on the unfairness/sadness of this 16th century situation.

Rick (clearly finding nothing wrong with the plot whatsoever): "What else is she gonna do with her life? Go to college?"

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Objective

Rick is driving and passes (with a bit of road rage) a car that has no idea what it's doing.

Rick: "She's from Jersey, she's driving a Prius, and she's a woman! That's 3 strikes against her!"



A Disclaimer: Rick does not hate women or those from New Jersey, but if you couple those 2 things with the act of driving, he becomes even more ass-like than usual.