Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Nostalgic

It is election day and Arielle is preparing to vote. She is going off on tangents about women fighting for the right to vote and how she won't take it for granted.

Arielle: "Do you realize that 100 years ago, women weren't even allowed to vote?"

Rick: "Ah, the good old days."

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Enthusiastic

Rick and Arielle are discussing shows waiting on the DVR. Rick hates most of the ones Arielle watches.

Rick mocks Project Runway for a while.

Arielle: "I have to watch Glee too."
Rick (with mock enthusiasm and a big grin): "I think they should just COMBINE Glee and Project Runway!"

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Friday, August 10, 2012

Astute

Arielle calls to order Chinese food, gives her order, repeats it a couple of times.

She hangs up the phone and says: "Literally, that was a 10 year old. I was talking to a 10 year old."

Rick: "He's probably saying the same thing about you right now."

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Monday, July 30, 2012

Realistic

Arielle has just woken up on a Sunday morning. She is now downstairs and Rick is upstairs. She hears a door open so she goes to the bottom of the stairs to look up at him and talk to him.

Arielle (cheerfully, from the bottom of the stairs): "Hi, baby!"

Rick (looking down at her from several feet up): "Hi, dear. Well, don't you look cute!"

Arielle: "Aw, I do?"

Rick: "Well - at least from here."

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Reasonable

Arielle: "What are we having for dinner tonight?"

Rick: "Beans and franks."

Arielle: "Oh cool, we can pretend we're camping."

Rick: "You can eat outside."

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Clever

Rick is being a sarcastic ass.
Arielle: "Man, you're a jerk and a half."
Rick: "No, I'm two, two, two jerks in one."
He laughs appreciatively at himself.
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Responsible

Arielle opens the refrigerator. Rick is in the living room.
Arielle: "Rick, can I have a beer?"
Rick: "No, wait until you're 21."

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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Logical

After 6 days of being terribly ill with what is probably the flu, Arielle stands in the kitchen and announces: "I feel like a human girl!"

Rick , looking her up and down: "You don't look like one."

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