Friday, August 26, 2011

Fashion-Conscious

Arielle: "I just want a curly, pretty, short haircut."

Rick (with raised eyebrows): "There is no such thing."

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Prophetic

Arielle and Rick are on their way to Wegmans on Saturday morning. Rick is being an ass.

Arielle: "Maybe you'll like me better once I've had my coffee."

Rick: "Maybe I'll like you less."

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Friday, August 5, 2011

Generous

Rick is driving to the grocery store on a Saturday morning. Arielle is in the passenger's seat.

Arielle is talking, complaining about something.

Rick (cutting her off): "Do me a favor - don't talk until you buy yourself a coffee."

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