Thursday, April 5, 2012

Reasonable

Arielle: "What are we having for dinner tonight?"

Rick: "Beans and franks."

Arielle: "Oh cool, we can pretend we're camping."

Rick: "You can eat outside."

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Clever

Rick is being a sarcastic ass.
Arielle: "Man, you're a jerk and a half."
Rick: "No, I'm two, two, two jerks in one."
He laughs appreciatively at himself.
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Responsible

Arielle opens the refrigerator. Rick is in the living room.
Arielle: "Rick, can I have a beer?"
Rick: "No, wait until you're 21."

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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Logical

After 6 days of being terribly ill with what is probably the flu, Arielle stands in the kitchen and announces: "I feel like a human girl!"

Rick , looking her up and down: "You don't look like one."

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Festive

Arielle: "I want one of those pretty, white light up deer for the front yard."

Rick: "I don't think so."

Arielle: "Not this year, just one day. Look - our neighbors have one!"

Rick: "So what's the difference? Pretend that it's ours."

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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Mindful

Arielle and Rick are making homemade fried chicken together in the kitchen. (That was the first mistake.)
Arielle has been giving instructions, explaining a plethora of information. She has been talking for probably 5 minutes straight.

Rick asks what to do next.

Arielle: "I already told you. Twice. Do you remember?"

Rick: "I'm trying not to pay attention."

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Mature

Rick: "Are you coming to bed?"

Arielle: "Rick, it's 7:57."

Rick: "Oh come on, it's 8:00."

Arielle: "Okay, it's 8:00. Do I look like I'm 5 years old?"

Rick: "Yes."

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