Arielle: "What are we having for dinner tonight?"
Rick: "Beans and franks."
Arielle: "Oh cool, we can pretend we're camping."
Rick: "You can eat outside."
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Thursday, April 5, 2012
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Clever
Rick is being a sarcastic ass.
Arielle: "Man, you're a jerk and a half."
Rick: "No, I'm two, two, two jerks in one."
He laughs appreciatively at himself.
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Arielle: "Man, you're a jerk and a half."
Rick: "No, I'm two, two, two jerks in one."
He laughs appreciatively at himself.
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Responsible
Arielle opens the refrigerator. Rick is in the living room.
Arielle: "Rick, can I have a beer?"
Rick: "No, wait until you're 21."
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Arielle: "Rick, can I have a beer?"
Rick: "No, wait until you're 21."
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Saturday, January 7, 2012
Logical
After 6 days of being terribly ill with what is probably the flu, Arielle stands in the kitchen and announces: "I feel like a human girl!"
Rick , looking her up and down: "You don't look like one."
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Rick , looking her up and down: "You don't look like one."
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Saturday, December 17, 2011
Festive
Arielle: "I want one of those pretty, white light up deer for the front yard."
Rick: "I don't think so."
Arielle: "Not this year, just one day. Look - our neighbors have one!"
Rick: "So what's the difference? Pretend that it's ours."
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Rick: "I don't think so."
Arielle: "Not this year, just one day. Look - our neighbors have one!"
Rick: "So what's the difference? Pretend that it's ours."
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Sunday, November 13, 2011
Mindful
Arielle and Rick are making homemade fried chicken together in the kitchen. (That was the first mistake.)
Arielle has been giving instructions, explaining a plethora of information. She has been talking for probably 5 minutes straight.
Rick asks what to do next.
Arielle: "I already told you. Twice. Do you remember?"
Rick: "I'm trying not to pay attention."
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Arielle has been giving instructions, explaining a plethora of information. She has been talking for probably 5 minutes straight.
Rick asks what to do next.
Arielle: "I already told you. Twice. Do you remember?"
Rick: "I'm trying not to pay attention."
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Sunday, November 6, 2011
Mature
Rick: "Are you coming to bed?"
Arielle: "Rick, it's 7:57."
Rick: "Oh come on, it's 8:00."
Arielle: "Okay, it's 8:00. Do I look like I'm 5 years old?"
Rick: "Yes."
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Arielle: "Rick, it's 7:57."
Rick: "Oh come on, it's 8:00."
Arielle: "Okay, it's 8:00. Do I look like I'm 5 years old?"
Rick: "Yes."
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