Arielle's Saturday work days are finally over. She finally has a weekend. She no longer has to get up early on Saturdays and drag herself to work. This has been a YEARS-long wait and it has JUST this weekend finally arrived...thus, it is Saturday morning and Arielle is sleeping at last.
At 8:00 am the house phone rings twice. Rick (who is downstairs and awake) grabs it.
Caller: "Rick? Is this Rick?"
Caller: "This is the Association of Firefighters..."
Rick: "THANKS FOR WAKING UP MY WIFE, YOU F**KING ASSHOLE!!!!" He slams down the phone.
Sorry for the language... but like I said, true story. :-)